Neighboorhood Weirdo

spicybutthole:

look at her face

she on a mission

spicybutthole:

look at her face

she on a mission

(Source: thegirlisbad, via trollzio)

phineastoo:

lyricalt:

well guess what, connor — it’s 2012 and no one uses a flying machine.

clearly you have the better inventor here.

Leo’s face is priceless

Anonymous asked: tumblrmarketing(.)com is showing how silly tumblr is. they'd do worse than facebook in the stock market. just giving free shit away

Haha, yeah. I never really went to the site anyways, I don’t honestly care for it.

Anonymous asked: i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it

Oh anon. How could I not possibly tell anyone? Ty anon ily your so sugoi and kawaii :>

You know. I realized something. No matter how much we saw we aren’t weeaboo’s, we are. We’re such big, jesus shitting weeaboo’s.

Every time I come across something that’s M/M, it always says “Yaoi”. And for some unknown reason, its just starting to piss me off. No idea why, it just is. And most of the time, it’s not even porn. Just fluff. 

Why don’t people just use “M/M” and “Fluff” and stuff like that. Or “M/F” or whatever people are into I don’t care, Ain’t no body got time to give fucks about what people are into.

I don’t know, I just felt like I had to say something, even if no one cares. So yeah. I probably left some stuff out, but I don’t even care anymore.

kay.

Jake: Be thoroughly embarrassed.

thejotaku:

Dirk: Proceed to cheer English up.

Have I ever told you how amazing I am at drawing squares?  Because, well, I am amazing at it.  Obviously.

meowgon:

chickencourtesan:

It’s a Homestuck giveaway hell yes!

Winners of the Tiny Pokemon Tea Set finally have their prizes sent through the mail so that means you now have the opportunity to have a tiny prize mailed to you, too! Yes, you!

One like and one reblog to each of you,  and you only have to hold your breath until Saturday, May 5th to find out if you won yourself a tiny troll figurine! Isn’t that neat? (It is.)

There will be 5 randomly-picked winners, and the first to respond will have first choice of which troll they want.

Oh, right. Have I mentioned how tiny they are? Look at Sollux over there, or Karkat, or Terezi! They are so damn tiny, like, over an inch,maybe.

Enjoy!!! :D

OH GOD i want kanaya so bad 

(via mokiemorty)

beeseverywhere:

kodisku:

i cant handle this man

i died when i saw this

(Source: drunkonstevphen, via yiffmyass)

I went to a dance today, Had an okay time. When I got home, about 20min later I get a text.

It says something about being a bitch blah blah. I kept my cool. Lost it eventually.

Now I seriously just want to punch him in his god damned face. He’s pissed me off so bad that he’s created a new mood for me. Okay. I think I’m done.